There are just some things that are so incredible that not even the news media could possibly concoct on a slow news day. This is one such thing--a new kind of tarantula found in the area of Folsom Prison, and the scientist who discovered it is naming it after the Man In Black, who of course performed at that prison in 1968 before a "captive audience":
Now let's see if this new arachnid bites a man in Reno just to watch him die (hint, hint).
"I think honesty is of the first, utmost importance in art... any art. After that comes technique and... after that comes talent. Honesty is first. All the rest of the things are important, too, but they're secondary. Without honesty, I don't care how much technique you have, you have nothing."--Linda Ronstadt